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AMUSE.ws


AMUSE verb

1. to hold the attention of (someone) pleasantly; entertain or divert in an enjoyable or cheerful manner: She amused the guests with witty conversation.
2. to cause mirth, laughter, or the like, in: The comedian amused the audience with a steady stream of jokes.
3. to cause (time, leisure, etc.) to pass agreeably.

Welcome to the AMUSE website. Here for your amusement and entertainment are 1000s of jokes, pictures, quizzes, puzzles, poems, and other distractions to occupy you in an agreeable and pleasing manner.

 

Amusing Joke

Banana Knock Knock

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split so I screamed!

 

Amusing Limerick

Old Man of Kilkenny

<< by Edward Lear >>

There was an Old Man of Kilkenny,
Who never had more than a penny;
He spent all that money,
In onions and honey,
That wayward Old Man of Kilkenny.

 

This weeks favourite joke.


A frog calls a psychic.



Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

Mr Jumpy Frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

Jumpy says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
 

 

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