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AMUSE
– verb
1. to hold the
attention of (someone) pleasantly; entertain or divert in an
enjoyable or cheerful manner: She amused the guests with witty
conversation.
2. to cause mirth, laughter, or the like, in: The comedian amused
the audience with a steady stream of jokes.
3. to cause (time, leisure, etc.) to pass agreeably.
Welcome to the AMUSE website. Here for your
amusement and entertainment are
1000s of jokes, pictures, quizzes, puzzles, poems, and other
distractions to occupy you in an agreeable and pleasing manner.
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Amusing Joke
Banana Knock Knock
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split so I screamed!
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Amusing Limerick
Old Man of Kilkenny
<< by Edward Lear >>
There was an Old Man of Kilkenny,
Who never had more than a penny;
He spent all that money,
In onions and honey,
That wayward Old Man of Kilkenny. |
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This weeks favourite
joke.
A frog calls a
psychic.
Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched
hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with
his psychic.
Mr Jumpy Frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to
meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
Jumpy says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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